Suborned by words
bookshop:

mayonaut:

A back study (ref found on pixelovely’s figure drawing tool) turned into me playing around with tattoos because I think Cecil would have cool tats on his back

uh this is the hottest Cecil ever

bookshop:

mayonaut:

A back study (ref found on pixelovely’s figure drawing tool) turned into me playing around with tattoos because I think Cecil would have cool tats on his back

uh this is the hottest Cecil ever

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

stephrc79:

rehfan:

SCORE!!!

I thought this was one of those ‘person does something cool with an animal’, and then, boom!
Daniel Craig

stephrc79:

rehfan:

SCORE!!!

I thought this was one of those ‘person does something cool with an animal’, and then, boom!

Daniel Craig

khaoskomix:

http://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/03-captain-sashay/

Captain Sashay doesn’t need your mer-binary.

Finally got another one of these out! Took a long while designing this character and making them consistent through all the panels.

Which monster should come next? 

http://vote.pollcode.com/71293375

Oh—those em dashes—are making me dizzy!

professorfangirl:

dominatrixeditrix:

Today’s editing job—not that it’s different from yesterday’s editing job—because it’s the same paper—is brought to you by the em-dash—not to be confused with the en-dash or hyphen—which are each a whole ‘nother discussion.

If—perhaps—you must edit a paper—and really, who wants to do that over Labor Day weekend?—but if you must because of ignored deadlines—by authors—please amuse the editor by making them think—over and over again—that they are in a Regency novel—perhaps by Austen?—by using em-dashes—as many times as possible. Really—it makes me feel like—I’m breathless—and am going to—faint away by the time—I’m done reading. 

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Reblogging because perfect gif is fucking perfect.

erlkonigstochter:

rebelwithoutabroom:

Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf

instead, he fucking stays where he belongs

and, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students take notice. They see Lupin’s face, and he’s not even angry, he looks fucking resigned to it, like he deserves it.

So, the students take matters into their own hands. 

"You’re the best teacher EVER" is heard on a Monday morning, followed by a “We really like your classes” on Tuesday and “Thanks for being such a cool guy. AND FOR THE CHOCOLATES” on Wednesday.

by Friday, things have escalated to the point that you can’t  go ten minutes without a howler bursting and showering Lupin in compliments.

(It’s a whole month before the fateful “YOU HAVE A VERY CUTE ASS, 10/10 WOULD BANG! ” and the subsequent banning of all howlers for the teachers.

Snape has never looked more constipated in his life.)

h413y:

Fun fact: just because someone has a wheelchair, doesn’t mean they can’t walk. A lot of people benefit from a wheelchair because they can’t balance well or it is too painful to walk. So if you see a person briefly stand out of their wheelchair, or take a few steps, or even if you see them with a wheelchair sometimes but not always, it doesn’t mean they’re faking, and you shouldn’t call them out on it.

xeraxus:

dumb-science-jokes:

adventuresinchemistry:

*does a science dance*

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The best part about this is that he’s probably teaching about torque here. And using the fact that when dancers bring in their arms they create more spin because you reduce the radius of the spinning circle (or in this casae person). Or in the case of bill if you just spin all about wibbly wobbly like.`