A freelance scratcher, Eames works on either side of the law, depending on the fee. You’ll never know where his loyalties lie, whether he’s telling you the truth, or even his real name, but damn if he isn’t the best man for the job.
The first poster for Mad Max: Fury Road.
Garden snail glow-paint dance party!
Corni aspersum are marked with LED lights and UV paint to help researchers track their movements. This is the humble garden snail who munches your lettuce throughout the temperate parts of the world, and is eaten itself as escargot. It turns out that they have a great homing and roaming instinct (bad news for your seedlings).
Time-lapse photography revealed that snails move faster and further than most imagine, reaching speeds of 1 metre an hour and able to cover 10 metres a night. In wet weather, they form convoys, sliding along the slime trails of preceding snails.
When not raving it up with the boffins, these snails are better known for their hermaphrodite love-dart marathon sex.
Snail parties for science!
I don’t care what you say, they’re canon and you can’t convince me otherwise
like playing a piano.
fake!married bucky and sam is so important to me, like house-sharing, couch-cuddling, lap-sitting, netflix-arguing i want the whole shebang.
i want sam stealing the covers at night and bucky kicking too much and both of them whining about it in the morning but neither of them ever getting up to sleep alone downstairs
i want bucky getting in the shower with sam, arguing that he takes up all the hot water and it’s only fair for them to share. sam rolling his eyes and complaining but moving to make room.
i want sam and bucky forgetting about the mark entirely and bickering over cereal in the aisle at walmart.
(“bucky i swear to god if you get another box of captain crunch you’re banned from grocery shopping”
"i’m not eating that fiber shit, sam"
"it’s good for people your age."
i want bucky coming down with something and pretending he’s fine when he’s clearly shivering and shoving his gross, cold feet under sam’s thighs every five seconds like that’ll make him better. bucky rolling his eyes when sam gives up and throws flu medicine at him the second he coughs.
(“you don’t need to baby me.”
"yeah, ‘cause adults are the ones that wear basketball shorts outside in december.”
"i don’t get sick, alright? i’m the winter soldier."
"you’re the dumbass that keeps stealing my coffee and throwing out all the bananas when you think i’m not looking."
"quit buying bananas that taste so fuckin’ weird and that won’t be a problem.")
and bucky curling into sam on the couch and falling asleep on his chest and sam letting him, pulling bucky close and pushing his face into bucky’s hair whatever it’s not really cuddling
Yavanna is the mother of growing things and creator of the Ents. (Thus, why I included branches and trees.) Of special note is her flower crown. It is made of gold mixed with mithril and was created by her husband, Aule.
How it happened was something like this…
"MY WIFE SHALL HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CROWN FOR SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF THE VALAR!"
"Love, you don’t have to go through all this trouble. I am happy with a simple flower crown like Vana makes me sometimes."
*quiet voice* “You do look lovely in those flower crowns, but they die faster than the Edain.”
"I know. My works are only a passing thing, while your works last thousands of years."
"THEN MY WIFE SHALL HAVE AN ETERNAL FLOWER CROWN! A BEAUTIFUL CROWN FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF WOMEN!"
"Aw. Love. You gorgeous man. Do you want more strawberry pie?"
On Team Edain